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Jaheim Likes To Crash Celebrity Funerals

steenfox:

I logged onto Twitter briefly yesterday just in time to see this photo of Jaheim being tweeted on my TL: 

I know. I was just as confused as the dude in the white Kangol on the right was. Why is Jaheim dressed like The Joker? Is he looking towards the heavens for the answer to some profound question? Did he just toss a ball into the air? I wasn’t sure what was going on. And then I saw someone named @sleezydee tweet Jaheim “YO SUIT LOOK LIKE THE INSIDE OF A VAMPIRE PURSE MATERIAL.” I screamed! Do vampires carry purses? I’m not really sure. But if they do, I bet their purses are in fact lined with this fabric. Between that and the grape jelly references “Jaheim wanna be grape jelly so bad”, I had a headache from laughing. Meanwhile over on Ja’s page he was alternately insulting people ( …nigga watch ya mouth 4 I give u a new smile.”), throwing out homophobic slurs “Thanks for the promo, homo.” and encouraging them to “go get a education because a minds a terrible thing to waist.” Yes. That really happened. 

But so did this: 

#LeperdKaun. ( ._.) So, I got life from Jaheim’s purple suit and his Everest College Dropout (hey, that might work for a future album title. I’m picturing him in Yeezy’s bear costume wearing that purple suit.) tweets before logging off for a few hours. When I returned to Twitter later in the evening, I went back over to Ja’s page (yeah…he refers to himself as that) to see if I missed anything. Since I was now on Twitter web, I could see the recent images on his page. I noticed the purple suit pic, along with several others. Apparently dude had a photo shoot at the funeral he attended that day…

including this pic taken in the restroom…

I’ve been to several funerals. I have zero pictures from those funerals. Wanna know why? Cuz I’m too busy mourning to give a good gotdamn about posing for a camera. Anyway, so I keep scrolling through his pics. And then I GASPED. NO. This can’t be. He wore this suit…to Whitney Houston’s funeral! B-b-b-but wait it gets worse! He wasn’t even invited to the funeral! Yes honey. There’s even more! Not only did Jaheim crash Whitney Houston’s funeral in this coon ass suit, but he live tweeted the funeral crashing. I read the captions under his photos & was shocked. 

“Hey ery1 (eyes) have great news! Altho I didn’t have access to be on the panel with all the guess on this glorious day I made calls all night literally & didn’t get any response so I just gave up! Until this morn’n. I got a text from my musical Godmother the (heart)ly Dyana Williams who’s been an angel by my side since day1 before It all came to pass in 1999! She’s been my trainer in media and very close to the late GREAT TEDDY PENDERGRASS! I mean very close! That’s another story, howeva she text me the news that she tried all in her power to get me a invitation but no luck, & said Ja! At this point u should just Go there & try ya luck, I really didn’t wanna. But I loved the idea so I did so! Went to show my (heart)& support for the QUEEN WHO MADE IT POSSIBLE 4 Ja! Howeva I prayed the whole ride thr asking GOD to have FAVOR & HE DID SO!!! Pray’n really works!!! Although I did know any1 personally GOD saw that I had a _ for her & HE DID SO WELL! MAKE DREAMS CUM TRUE. After MISS’N Luther’s funeral but justice it to lay my hand on his casket, I was so happy just to do that!”

Girl what?! There are so many layers of wrong going on here. It’s like a wrong lasagna. And the cheese oozing between the layers is comprised of that raggedy ass old Steve Harvey 3/4 length zoot suit. Jaheim crashed the funeral of a pop icon (and Luther’s too apparently) THAT HE’D NEVER.EVEN.MET! After harassing god knows who “all night” trying to get an invitation. How do you BEG for an invitation to a PRIVATE funeral? And furthermore, how do you tell thousands of people that you begged to be invited to a funeral, or anywhere else for that matter?! Then he threw his “musical godmother” under the bus by putting it out these tweets that it was her bright idea for him to try to crash the funeral. And finally he takes several pictures in front of the church doing some strange, staged praying pose coonery all while getting side eyes from INVITED guests and takes photos later that evening in his car next to the “obituary” that was “given” to him by a family member.

Could this situation be any more of a mess? Of course it can! Cuz there’s video. Yup. Someone got video of him trying to get into the funeral. 

http://youtu.be/mrXxzDi81oo

In short, Jaheim is an illiterate, irrelevant, classless mooncricket who makes Tyrese look like a Rhodes Scholar. He’s a few tacos short of a fiesta because clearly he’s not mentally stable enough to grasp the concept of there being something terribly wrong with live tweeting that you’re crashing a private funeral that was SO at capacity that the former husband of the deceased and his children (her step-children) couldn’t even be properly accommodated. I wasn’t a Jaheim fan before yesterday but I damn sure refuse to support any of his future clothing choices/corn rows projects. I can’t remember when I last saw such a disgusting, tacky display of self-righetousness. Posing in the bathroom at a funeral that you weren’t invited to & tweeting people telling them that they don’t have class? Pot, meet kettle. He didn’t go there to show his respects to the family. He went there to STUNT. And then just a few minutes ago as I’m sitting here writing this post, this coon posts pictures that he took with his phone INSIDE THE SANCTUARY. The family gave explicit instructions to all attendees to turn their phones off. Not only did he crash the funeral but he took pictures inside, Instagrammed them and posted them on Twitter. What a scumbag. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was the one that took the pic that was on the cover of The Enquirer. But if he did, his dumb ass will tweet that later on today I’m sure. 

In parting: Jaheim is a piece of shit. I hope the family sues him for these pics he took inside the sanctuary. Oh, and If you crash my funeral looking like an extra from Janet Jackson’s “Alright” video, I promise you I will haunt the entire fuck out of you and your family.

If you want to see more photos from “The Stuntastic Adventures of Jaheim” , they can be found here: https://twitter.com/#!/officialjaheim/media/grid

*in my best Flavor Flav impersonation voice* Woooooooooooooooooowww…

that really sucks, Jaheim. And I liked “Finding My Way Back” from his latest album, too.  Now every time I hear his song or his name, I’ll have to shake my head in shame.

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reem-ster:

Susan G. Komen, women’s health: you’re doing it wrong.

These “pro-lifers” stay fucking shit up, don’t they?!

(Source: nomoretexasgovernorsforpresident)

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notesonascandal:

Look at this rapey shit. 
This is just rapey as fuck. But it’s ok, cuz it’s a cartoon?
Bye.
escapedgoat:

teflonwonton:

captainkirk1701:

Alarm Cock by Aeolus

would be nice to wake up like this every morning :D

This is…eh.


NO! NO!!! I do not want to be waken up like this! Take that fuck shit out of here!!

notesonascandal:

Look at this rapey shit. 

This is just rapey as fuck. But it’s ok, cuz it’s a cartoon?

Bye.

escapedgoat:

teflonwonton:

captainkirk1701:

Alarm Cock by Aeolus

would be nice to wake up like this every morning :D

This is…eh.

NO! NO!!! I do not want to be waken up like this! Take that fuck shit out of here!!

(Reblogged from notesonascandal)

thedailywhat:

International Incident of the Day: The Editor-in-Chief of the Dutch fashion magazine Jackie was forced to learn the hard way that it’s not a good idea to approve an article that calls Rihanna the N-word.

In a piece entitled “De Niggabitch,” one of Jackie’s staff writers attempted to offer Dutch women tips on how to look like Rihanna — “the ultimate niggabitch.”

In addition to the offensive portmanteau, the writer tellingly referred to Rihanna as “Jamaican.” She’s from Barbados.

Jackie EIC Eva Hoeke attempted to excuse the language by claiming it was nothing more than a “bad joke” based on slang “you hear…all the time on tv and radio.”

Rihanna took to Twitter to blast Hoeke, calling the magazine ”a poor representation of the evolution of human rights.”

A few hours later, Hoeke was out at Jackie.

“In the interest of Jackie Magazine and all involved [Eva Hoeke] will leave her function as editor-in-chief effective immediately,” said the magazine’s publisher in a statement.

Not content to leave bad enough alone, Hoeke released a final comment on the controversy, claiming once again that their intent was misinterpreted, and, besides, “the term ‘niggabitch’ came from America.”

Here’s a little advice for Hoeke: Invest in a dictionary of American slang that wasn’t written by someone who learned English by listening to hip-hop songs performed by people who learned English by listening to hip-hop songs.

[parlour.]

If the Rihanna Stans are really ride or die for their girl, they’ll present Rihanna with that ex-EIC Hoeke’s head on a silver platter.  No joke.

(Reblogged from thedailywhat)

notesonascandal:

ladulcita:

._.

i mean, i wouldn’t take a picture like this with my white friends but that’s cause i’m not an uncle tom.

The first picture, though. Her friend is a Holocaust victim. And the boy…looks like he’s got a Hitler ‘stache.

I don’t have the words to express how wrong all this shit is.

(Source: misomesha)

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thedailywhat:

Train Derailment of the Day: Herman Cain experiences a Rick Perry-esque meltdown while attempting to respond to a straightforward question about Obama’s handling of the situation in Libya. If this doesn’t end his presidential run, nothing will.

Money: ”I’ve got all this stuff twiriling around in my head.”

[jsonline.]

I’m gonna look at the bright side and believe that Romney will be the chosen Republican candidate and Cain will go back to slinging $9.00 pizzas to hungry soccer moms.

(Reblogged from thedailywhat)

It’s not ‘ignoring the problem’ if you quit acknowledging it, the problem becomes a non-issue. There’s a difference. If minorities keep calling attention to themselves, then it’s just going to continue. People need to quit seeing themselves as minorities and start seeing themselves as people or Americans. I mean, you can still be proud of your heritage, but quit calling attention to it when it’s irrelevant, when it’s only being used as an excuse or a crutch.

And as far as learning about your own history, that’s your fault. You should have pursued it on your own if you cared that much. Don’t wait for someone to present it to you and spoon-feed it to you. It obviously shows that you don’t really care /that/ much. Just shows how contradictory your argument is.

Besides, why are you only calling attention to ‘black’ people? What about the Italian-Americans who were discriminated against, where’s their month? What about the Irish-Americans, where’s theirs? What about the Asian-Americans.

I think I’ve made my point clear. =]

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This is why we can’t have nice things. And that’s real. Really, sir? Really? I can’t……….

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this is the dumbest thing i’ve ever read.

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I promise y’all a 14 year-old child wrote this. It’s so simplistic. So silly. It just screams “I am a child and I’ve never been away from home alone.” 

(via notesonascandal)

(Source: blueklectic)

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(Reblogged from sidneyandre)
Someone mentioned on Twitter that right above that ignorant headline, the ticker reported that the unemployment rate was actually down to 9.1%. In fact, about 117,000 jobs were created since July. Way to stay informative, FOX News! -______-
newsweek:

listentolex:

newsweek:

inothernews:

str8nochaser:

thehuskybro:

jamilsmith:

Goddamn, that is racist. Even by their standards.
blackingitup:
We’re not amused and we’re not happy about this.

dropfox:

This is actually the top story on Fox News’ “Fox Nation” right now.

We’re not amused and we’re not happy about this.


I see you working it Fox News, trying to push those buttons…not even trying to sugar coat the bigotry anymore.  That’s okay, keep making fun of the Black Man In Charge…but remember, the Negro you making fun of today, is the big bossman who’s FBI is currently investigating your boss, Slick Rupert Murdoch.

Its hard to cover your bigotry for so long… their filter just said “No MAS!”
Prepare for the onslaught.

Dear members of the mainstream media who are here on Tumblr and reading my blog:
Will you please show this screencap to your friends at Fox “News” and let us know whether they cringe in disgust at the practices of their colleagues in the online department?
Also ask them if they’re ashamed to be associated in any way with the unadulterated bigotry masquerading as “news” over there at 1211 Avenue of the Americas.
Thanks in advance,
Your fellow Tumblrfolk

I guess that’s an appeal to people like us, so, noted! We’re cringing right there with you. This comment on the story from Fox Nation reader ‘whatitism’ sums up the general sentiment loosely buried in the lede on the piece:

“Barefoot in the rose garden and hiphop in the east room. What a shameful day when we turn the white house into a h o h o u s e. Well I guess he is one, may as well act like one.”

Classy.

A few things:
This headline is not racist. Asinine? Indeed, but even if the intent WAS underhanded racism, the fact of the matter is the birthday bash did include barbecue food on the menu and there was hip-hop music played, as well as soul and R&B music.  So the headline is also incorrect since it wasn’t just a “hip-hop barbecue” but I’m not chalking it up to racism - it strikes me as misleading, cynical, and rude, but I’m not mad about anything race related.  If it read “Niggas at the cookout ain’t do shit” then I’d be over here making phone calls and sending emails, but since it didn’t, I’m not upset. 
Further, I’m trying to figure out how President Obama celebrating his birthday - something damn near everyone does - has anything to do with creating jobs…
The bottomline is this is supposed to make us angry (and don’t act like you don’t know what I mean by “us”) and I’m not allowing myself to get upset over some half-assed news reporting. If the folks over at Fox wanna be in their feelings about Obama enjoying his birthday at the White House, so be it. Fussing about it on the internet doesn’t do a damn thing to stop it. But if someone wants to throw another pie in Murdoch’s face, I won’t be mad about that either.

Another point-of-view to consider re: the “Obama’s Hip-Hop BBQ Didn’t Create Jobs” headline. Thoughts?

Someone mentioned on Twitter that right above that ignorant headline, the ticker reported that the unemployment rate was actually down to 9.1%. In fact, about 117,000 jobs were created since July. Way to stay informative, FOX News! -______-

newsweek:

listentolex:

newsweek:

inothernews:

str8nochaser:

thehuskybro:

jamilsmith:

Goddamn, that is racist. Even by their standards.

blackingitup:

We’re not amused and we’re not happy about this.

dropfox:

This is actually the top story on Fox News’ “Fox Nation” right now.

We’re not amused and we’re not happy about this.

I see you working it Fox News, trying to push those buttons…not even trying to sugar coat the bigotry anymore.  That’s okay, keep making fun of the Black Man In Charge…but remember, the Negro you making fun of today, is the big bossman who’s FBI is currently investigating your boss, Slick Rupert Murdoch.

Its hard to cover your bigotry for so long… their filter just said “No MAS!”

Prepare for the onslaught.

Dear members of the mainstream media who are here on Tumblr and reading my blog:

Will you please show this screencap to your friends at Fox “News” and let us know whether they cringe in disgust at the practices of their colleagues in the online department?

Also ask them if they’re ashamed to be associated in any way with the unadulterated bigotry masquerading as “news” over there at 1211 Avenue of the Americas.

Thanks in advance,

Your fellow Tumblrfolk

I guess that’s an appeal to people like us, so, noted! We’re cringing right there with you. This comment on the story from Fox Nation reader ‘whatitism’ sums up the general sentiment loosely buried in the lede on the piece:

“Barefoot in the rose garden and hiphop in the east room. What a shameful day when we turn the white house into a h o h o u s e. Well I guess he is one, may as well act like one.”

Classy.

A few things:

This headline is not racist. Asinine? Indeed, but even if the intent WAS underhanded racism, the fact of the matter is the birthday bash did include barbecue food on the menu and there was hip-hop music played, as well as soul and R&B music.  So the headline is also incorrect since it wasn’t just a “hip-hop barbecue” but I’m not chalking it up to racism - it strikes me as misleading, cynical, and rude, but I’m not mad about anything race related.  If it read “Niggas at the cookout ain’t do shit” then I’d be over here making phone calls and sending emails, but since it didn’t, I’m not upset. 

Further, I’m trying to figure out how President Obama celebrating his birthday - something damn near everyone does - has anything to do with creating jobs…

The bottomline is this is supposed to make us angry (and don’t act like you don’t know what I mean by “us”) and I’m not allowing myself to get upset over some half-assed news reporting. If the folks over at Fox wanna be in their feelings about Obama enjoying his birthday at the White House, so be it. Fussing about it on the internet doesn’t do a damn thing to stop it. But if someone wants to throw another pie in Murdoch’s face, I won’t be mad about that either.

Another point-of-view to consider re: the “Obama’s Hip-Hop BBQ Didn’t Create Jobs” headline. Thoughts?

(Reblogged from newsweek)

So, as of today, I’m viewing my laptop through my 42” plasma TV screen rather than my internal screen because the damn backlight to my screen blew out!!

Now I’m contemplating on whether I should go to Best Buy or Staples and have the screen fixed or get a whole new laptop altogether (which I had planned on doing at a later date before my screen went totally black).  I only had the laptop, an HP Pavilion, for two years and was gonna get an upgrade by Xmas.  It really sucks that any plans I have for my money has to be altered when something fails (almost always electronically) and needs to be fixed or replaced.

Wait… this is sounding like a “first-world problem.” Let me quit complaining.  At least my laptop’s hard drive is still working.  But before that decides to black-out on me too, let me go to Staples real quick and buy me a back-up drive.